Category: Third Person
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			Double Action Boogaloo: The game I longed for when I was 18It is a ridiculous, wonderful thing. 
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			Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days and Spec Ops: The Line – horrible games for awful peopleI just finished playing Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days. I’m four years late, I realise. 
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			My 10 (actually 11) favourite games of the yearTechnically, this is eleven games and not all of them were released this year; but this year was the first time I understood them, the first time they left a mark. 
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			Don’t dance for me, Kinzie KensingtonGet up, eh? 
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			Grand Theft Auto V needs to grow upIt’s too real. They’ve gone too far. 
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			Rockstarting out slowThere’s been a pattern to all of Rockstar’s games ever since GTA IV that I’m only now beginning to see, and I’m not sure if it’s a good one. 
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			Do it better, Ryse“Maybe if we put in enough QTEs, we can trigger Stockholm Syndrome!” 
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			I am an invulnerable demigod: Army of Two TDC reviewI am a super villain. I am a Demigod. Let me talk about my powers. 
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			Fuck you, Taurus DemonI have been stuck on the same level of Dark Souls for the last one and a half years. 
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			Remember Florence: The Assassin’s Creed 4 Reveal“Remember Florence,” says the man stood on the dark stage.