Dark Souls is the girl everyone has kissed but me

Dark souls? Dark souls. I love it. I hate it. What does it want from me? I have not felt this way in years, not since I was a cock-steered teenager, with more hormones than brainspace. I could not read girls – I still can’t, I’m better maybe, although that’s largely irrelevant given the whole [...]

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Fuck you, Taurus Demon

I have been stuck on the same level of Dark Souls for the last one and a half years.

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A review of in-flight Street Fighter 2

I have been awake for 36 hours. That is an estimate.

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Welp, I’m off.

AGH.

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Interviewing Baba-San

Hideo Baba is adorable. I could just take him home.

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The Cadabra ride, a Magical Journey into chocolate

I am folded in half, crammed into the back of a purple car designed for a person half my height.

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I interviewed Nolan North on a prepaid credit phone for 12 minutes

Crucially, I'm not very good at my job.

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I have been a writer for two years.

Sorry.

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Steambot Chronicles broke my heart

It BETRAYED ME and I will NEVER FORGIVE IT.

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Remember Florence: The Assassin’s Creed 4 Reveal

"Remember Florence," says the man stood on the dark stage.

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