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Bare-bones game design

Want to play as five short-lived incompetent Goblins? You’ve come to the right place. Now with rules for Being a Dog and Lucky Ears!

What roleplayers can learn from Lucha Libre.

TWITTER! You are in SPACE. A GRIMY CORRIDOR leads NORTH. A confused ENSIGN waves a clipboard at you. What is your role onboard ship?

We attempt a four-way high-five. I fail to look at what I’m doing and accidentally slap her hard in the eye. Apt.

A lot of my readers have asked me: Grant, why are you in my house? What are you doing rummaging through my medicine cabinet?

You know California went Emergent last year? Yeah. Whole state. Wouldn’t believe the rigmarole involved, even over here, to Balance it all.

We had to build people into a sort of middle-management lynch mob in the space of three minutes.

There’s been a pattern to all of Rockstar’s games ever since GTA IV that I’m only now beginning to see, and I’m not sure if it’s a good one.

Depression is a hell of a thing. I get around it, when I can, by writing.