Job Application in Gangnam Style

Original lyrics can be found here.

(You need a guy)
A guy who is warm and humanly throughout the day
A classy guy, who can write excellent words
A guy whose copy becomes hotter as deadlines loom
A guy with that kind of twist

I’m that guy
A guy with valid experience in a relevant field
A guy with a writing style powered solely by coffee
A guy who once interviewed Hulk Hogan
That kind of guy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, that’s you
Beautiful, loveable
By which I mean your website

HORSE DANCE

I am Gangnam Style, Gangnam Style
Hire me, I’m Gangnam Style, Gangnam Style
I’m unaware of the precise meaning of Gangnam Style

LEG WOBBLE DANCE

HEEEEYYYYY Sexy Lady, I am Gangnam Style
HEEEEYYYYY Sexy Lady, oh oh oh oh oh

(You need a guy)
A guy who looks quiet but burns with ideas
A guy who lets his hair down when the right time comes (generally Friday through Sunday)
A guy who has a great network of PR contacts
A valuable guy like that

I’m that guy
A guy with loads of long-term feature concepts
A guy who goes completely crazy when dissecting the mechanics of games
A guy with bulging brains instead of muscles (but also fairly good legs)
That kind of guy

LONG DRAWN-OUT SECTION WHERE I APPROACH YOU ON A TRAIN IN SLOW MOTION

Beautiful, loveable
I’m still talking about your website
Beautiful, loveable
I like the videos you make
Now let’s go until the end (of this application)

HORSE DANCE AGAIN

I am Gangnam Style, Gangnam Style
Hire me, I’m Gangnam Style, Gangnam Style
I’m still not sure what I mean when I say I’m Gangnam Style

LEG WOBBLE DANCE AGAIN, AT ONE POINT I CRAWL BETWEEN YOUR LEGS

HEEEEYYYYY Sexy Lady, I am Gangnam Style
HEEEEYYYYY Sexy Lady, please let me assure you I am respectful towards women and do not call them Sexy Lady in or out of the workplace

On top of the writing man is the game-making man, baby baby
I’m a man who develops his own games
On top of the writing man is the game-making man, baby baby
I make live games, however, because I cannot program very well

You know what I’m saying (even though I do not know what I am saying)
I am Gangnam Style

EVERYONE IN YOUR OFFICE DANCES AROUND SOME LASERS WITH ME STOOD AT THE FRONT

HEEEEYYYYY Sexy Lady, I am Gangnam Style
HEEEEYYYYY Sexy Lady, I would be a great games editor for your website