Category: Console
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			The Max Payne 3 reviewMax Payne 2 is, unashamedly, my favourite game ever ever EVER. So I had high hopes for Rockstar’s long-awaited sequel. Maybe… too high? 
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			Top 5 stupid things Prophet says in Crysis 3SHUT UP, PROPHET. THE ALIENS WILL HEAR YOU. 
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			Medal of Honour: Warfighter lets you open your own doorsThat’s pretty much all they’ve changed, from what I can tell. 
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			Elves in Shoreditch: The Live-action Witcher 2 experienceOn Tuesday, I stabbed a rogue magician in the back and left him bleeding out on a roof, all in aid of The Witcher 2’s release on Xbox 360. Is that, y’know, a good thing? 
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			Hydrophobia – A retrospectiveI wrote this a full year ago, almost to the day; a month into my job, I’d been asked up to Manchester by Dark Energy Digital, creators of much-maligned game Hydrophobia. 
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			A review of Splinter Cell: Conviction in the style of the guards from Splinter Cell: Conviction“Hey, Fisher! How are you enjoying the adaptable stealth mechanics that work off the atmospheric application of darkness? Bet you fucking love them, don’t you asshole? So you can hide like a little girl?” 
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			FHM Link RoundupTHIS WEEK: I waffle on about the Assassin’s Creed Hookblade, review Dark Souls, and do my best to write about cars for Forza Motorsport 4. (My best isn’t good enough.)