Category: Console
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I played Armoured Core: Verdict Day against Japanese robots
“I am terrible at Armoured Core,” I say. “Excellent!” says the translator, for some reason. “No, I said that I’m not very-” “Who else wants to play?”
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Fuck you, Taurus Demon
I have been stuck on the same level of Dark Souls for the last one and a half years.
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Steambot Chronicles broke my heart
It BETRAYED ME and I will NEVER FORGIVE IT.
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Assassin’s Creed 3: A lack of communication
I signed up to this party to kill shit and start revolutions. I’m not going to sit down and listen to some guys tell a story.
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Assassin’s Creed 3: The Problem with Passports
Ubisoft have made a menu that is designed to intentionally irritate the player in order to earn them profit.
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Bulletstorm “Review”
Here is one thing you need to know about Bulletstorm: it features a quadruple-barrelled shotgun that fires atomising heat-rays.
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XCOM Enemy Unknown: I’m dealing with my grief
My sniper died, and it’s all my fault.
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Resident Evil 6: The Bumscooter chronicles
Chris, I said. Look. Look behind you. I’m scooting along on my bum.
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Spec Ops: The Line is a devastating, harrowing, wonderful experience
Spec Ops: The Line is harrowing. That’s not something I’ve said about a game before; I’ve been scared by games, sure, maybe even upset, but no game has ever made me feel like Spec Ops has.