A review of the Haoyue brand Hand dynamometer

Every year, my Dad tries to get me the strangest thing possible for my birthday

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FALLEN: A game of crawling back to Heaven

FALLEN is a GMless storytelling game designed to be played in a single night by four players.

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Mechanics: Condemned’s Finishing Moves

Swinging a crowbar around to hit an enemy is one thing, but cracking their nose open on your forehead is much more personal.

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A brief history of Venetian Lace, because of Reasons

There are almost no jokes you can make about Venetian Lace. But here goes.

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Dragons I have Known and Slain: Chris, D&D, Part 2

My character's main trick was getting knocked unconscious while the other members of the party actually did things.

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Stop it, Resident Evil: Retribution, you’re embarrassing yourself

This is the film equivalent of a dog chasing a steak tied to its own arse.

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Building three unsuccessful cities at a SimCity preview event

"Listen, bud. You move to a city called Scumsville, you don't get to complain about murders."

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GOBLIN QUEST – Playtesters wanted!

A game of unskilled creatures failing to achieve basic tasks in a variety of fatal ways.

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50 Cent: Blood on the Sand and The Death of the Author

Yeah, that's a title I just wrote, what of it?

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The Panasonic Toughpad Press Conference

Panasonic are launching a new tablet computer for the business market. I am not a tech journalist. I have never done this before. I don't know what's going on.

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