Archive for the ‘Third Person’ Category

Double Action Boogaloo: The game I longed for when I was 18

It is a ridiculous, wonderful thing.

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Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days and Spec Ops: The Line – horrible games for awful people

I just finished playing Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days. I'm four years late, I realise.

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My 10 (actually 11) favourite games of the year

Technically, this is eleven games and not all of them were released this year; but this year was the first time I understood them, the first time they left a mark.

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Don’t dance for me, Kinzie Kensington

Get up, eh?

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Grand Theft Auto V needs to grow up

It's too real. They've gone too far.

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Rockstarting out slow

There's been a pattern to all of Rockstar's games ever since GTA IV that I'm only now beginning to see, and I'm not sure if it's a good one.

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Do it better, Ryse

"Maybe if we put in enough QTEs, we can trigger Stockholm Syndrome!"

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I am an invulnerable demigod: Army of Two TDC review

I am a super villain. I am a Demigod. Let me talk about my powers.

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Dark Souls is the girl everyone has kissed but me

Dark souls? Dark souls. I love it. I hate it. What does it want from me?

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Fuck you, Taurus Demon

I have been stuck on the same level of Dark Souls for the last one and a half years.

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