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Do it better, Ryse

"Maybe if we put in enough QTEs, we can trigger Stockholm Syndrome!"

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I played Armoured Core: Verdict Day against Japanese robots

"I am terrible at Armoured Core," I say. "Excellent!" says the translator, for some reason. "No, I said that I'm not very-" "Who else wants to play?"

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Top 5 stupid things Prophet says in Crysis 3

SHUT UP, PROPHET. THE ALIENS WILL HEAR YOU.

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