THIS WEEK: I waffle on about the Assassin’s Creed Hookblade, review Dark Souls, and do my best to write about cars for Forza Motorsport 4. (My best isn’t good enough.)

Totally Hooked: AC Revelations Weapons Guide, PART ONE

“Upon arriving in Constantinople on his quest to unlock the secrets of big ancient Head Honcho Assassin Altair, Ezio meets up with some local murderous types who give himaccess to the Hookblade. Combining the stabby abilities of the hidden blade with all the benefits of being Captain Hook, it’s not a weapon to be trifled with.”

We prepare to die: Dark Souls review

“It works like this: having picked your class (which range from Knight to Fire Mage to Priest to Naked Chap Armed With A Plank Of Wood, We’re Not Kidding, This Is Actually A Thing) you’re plonked into a massive fantasy world by a giant crow (whose motives are less than transparent to say the least) and told to go ring some massive bells in accordance with prophecy.”

Forza Motorsport 4 gears up in London

“It’s all in aid of Forza Motorsport 4, see, which is coming out on the Xbox 360 TOMORROW. To drum up a bit of excitement, the lovely chaps at Forza unleashed 20 supercars on our fine capital city, and parked them all in Shoreditch after having a nice drive around the city confusing taxi drivers.”

Categorised in: Action, Console, FHM, Linkfest, Racing, RPG

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